Call me!!

Thursday morning. I open the paper. And there they are. A page full of them. Disgusting. But at the same time, ridiculously funny. Some make me laugh until it hurts.

I wonder about the kind of people who write them. I wonder what it is that drives them to this. I wonder about the people who respond to these. I wonder what kind of conversations they have.

Picture this-

"Hello...is this Shayon?

"Yes. Hi, thats me."

"Hi. I am Deblina. I saw your ad in the paper."

"Go on. Tell me about yourself"

"I am 22. Hot. Good looking. Fair. And oh...very bold too."

"Wow! That's cool. Let me interview a few more candidates and I will get back to you. Btw, I must say you have very high chances of being selected!"

Lol...

You must be wondering what that ad was.

Something like this-

"Shayon here 24 yrs looking for hot goodlooking naughty girlfriend. Life time committment. Call me 98xxxxxxxx."

These are even funnier than the- "For the girl I saw in the metro on 24th. Wanna be your boyfrnd. Call me at 98xxxxxxxx" kind of messages.

Yes. This isn't a joke. They actually have ads like these. Try it. Thursday- Telegraph t2.

You'll have a great morning.

Happy laughing!!

P.S.- The best one ever-

"Hi, I am Dev. Looking for smart girl for bold relationship (even married bhabhis will do). Age no bar. Call 98xxxxxxxx."

(I died laughing!)